55 MORE TRINKETS

 

Instead of a real post, here's a table of trinkets.

55 MORE TRINKETS

Roll 2d5

1. Vial necklace containing small tungsten shard from orbital bombardment projectile 
2. Bag of (real) sunflower seeds (packaging in Sino-Russian pidgin)
3. High fiber primate biscuits (purple star apple flavored, certified vegan) 
4. Verdean motile seed (in small plastic jar)
5. Feather (neoyutyranis huali)
6. Annotated topographical map (Glory IVb)
7. Souvenir stand knife (many pointless serrations) 
8. Stylized stone lingam (cuboid)
9. Family photo (somebody else's)
10. Tabbed and annotated binder (certified ECLSS technician exam study materials)
11. Friendship bracelet (made of telecoms-grade fiber optics)
12. Spaceport storage locker key (Orthanc Transfer Terminal)
13. Safety goggles
14. Electric arc lighter (decorated with an image of Indra)
15. Pamphlet: How to Earn a Decent Living Without Leaving Your Couch
16. Pamphlet: 10 Wrist Exercises to Prevent Repetitive Stress Injuries
17. Marathon Number (Bamboo Lower Deck Shadow Marathon) 
18. AFSMC discharge papers (dishonorable discharge)
19. Paper crane
20. Carved image of a Kettle Spinebeast (carved from bones of same)
21. Enamel pin: "Stick Me in Your Space Suit"
22. Meat tenderizer (metal)
23. Pamphlet: DIY Hormone Synthesis 
24. Sewing kit and another patch you couldn't be bothered to attach
25. Vocabulary flashcards (Korean)
26. Human tooth (not yours)
27. Stainless steel safety razor and blades
28. Prayer beads
29. Plastic action figure (Renzo the Range Safety Robot)
30. Board game currency (1mcr of imaginary money)
31. Can of hair spray (rated for storage in vacuum) 
32. Hairpins (package of 12)
33. Packet of potato seeds (decorated with Solarian imagery) 
34. Gum (tamarind flavor)
35. Pamphlet: How to Register Yourself as a Corporation in New Arizona
36. Instant noodle seasoning packets (mostly spicy mealworm flavor)
37. Metal chopsticks
38. Small silver bust of a fictional superhero (necklace)
39. Vial of dirt (family farm)
40. Vac-packaged dried mushrooms (not halucinogenic but packaging indicates they are)
41. Bag of glass marbles
42. Poncho (woven, dyed)
43. Pine resin (for chewing)
44. Disposable camera (not developed)
45. Synthetic muscle fiber bracelet (occasionally twitches)
46. SynHeme bag (black when oxidized) 
47. Comic book (corporate propaganda) 
48. A very small violin
49. Birthday card (signed by coworkers)
50. Magazine: The Illuminator: Special Issue
51. Portable alarm clock (pocket-sized)
52. Laser pointer 
53. Headphones (expensive)
54. Jellyfish larva (in resin block)
55. Good soap (lavender, powdered)